The club for
French Bulldog obsessives
Magazine covers, portraits, heat safety alerts, symptom guidance, health tracking, daily streaks, and a cozy corner of the internet for people who talk to their dogs in a silly voice.
$10/month · cancel anytime · first month free with code TEE
Meet the club mascot. He approves of your taste in dogs.
Covers, portraits, heat alerts, symptom checker, health tracking, streaks & the whole Frenchie community — one flat price.
Start your free month 🐾Use promo code TEE at checkout
Everything your Frenchie deserves
Magazine covers
Your Frenchie, styled like a cover star. A fresh pack every month, plus a gold cover at your 30-day streak.
Portrait studio
Renaissance, astronaut, superhero, anime — five playful styles to turn your snort-machine into fine art.
Heat safety alerts
Flat faces overheat fast. Daily heat-index guidance tuned for brachycephalic breeds, for your ZIP.
Symptom checker
Snorty breathing, itchy folds, runny tummy — structured guidance that helps you know when to call the vet.
Daily streaks
Check in each day with a mood, a walk, and a meal. Milestones unlock club perks along the way.
Breed-only community
Feed, monthly cover contest, meetups — every member is a Frenchie person. No exceptions.
Flat faces overheat fast 🧊
Every morning, SnortClub checks your ZIP and tells you exactly when it's safe to walk — and when to stay on the couch with the fan.
Keep my Frenchie cool 🐾Snorty questions, answered
What does $10/month include?
Everything: unlimited magazine covers and portraits, daily heat alerts, the symptom checker, health tracking (folds, food, records), streaks, and the full community. One price, no tiers, no upsells.
Are the covers real AI art?
Right now covers render as instant demo previews built from your dog's photo. Full AI generation connects when the image API is enabled — the design and headlines are the real deal either way.
Is the symptom checker vet advice?
No. It's structured guidance to help you decide what to watch and when to call the vet — it never replaces a veterinarian. Every result carries that reminder.
Can I cancel anytime?
Yes — cancel in one tap, keep full access through the end of your billing period. And promo code TEE gets your first month free at checkout.
My Frenchie isn't photogenic…
All Frenchies are cover models. Especially the snorty ones. That's the whole point of the club.